tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7552655286564885732012-02-16T10:12:08.559-08:00PAShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10224990552758523957noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-755265528656488573.post-18245673331518879032008-08-11T05:18:00.000-07:002008-08-11T05:49:37.809-07:00my second post of this blog.<br />after like 3 months.<br />under the influence of 惠敏, i kinda decided to blog again haha.<br />theres no point reviving my blog now though, exams are dreading near<br />and an hour ago i was reading my a maths textbook, arrrgain.<br />not freaking practising.<br />for some reason the a maths textbook is rejecting me and im rejecting it too.<br />sounds pretty stupid but aha we were seriously like like poles that are repelling each other :S<br />anw.<br />yesterday, cross-country.<br />i ended up running with slippers and i was position 44!<br />can you imagine how extremely proud i am of myself.<br />and we kinda 顺便celebrated jasmine's birthday haha.<br />we blindfolded her from the bus-stop to changi airport.<br />its really funny when she fell and stuff haha and when i asked her to take a step on some metal railing and she banged to the wall.<br />decorated a cute lil towel with her stupid face on it and bought her a black purse WHICH IT WAS INITIALLY SUPPOSINGLY MINEEE.<br />brought her into sakae blindfolded still and charins came haha.<br />i got full easily damnnnnnn.<br />and that her stupid celebration was over!<br />haha. and and<br />my dad totally spammed his money at ntuc yesterday.<br />he came back with 6 bottles of ketchup, 5 bottles of garlic chilli, 5 packets of instant noodles, a whole lot of cans which i don't really want to know the exact number of it, and some sausages and eggs which we didn't really finish from the last time he bought them.<br />i think he bought 12 packets of sausages last time? and 120 eggs?<br />not to mention chickens and fishes flooding the fridge.<br />oh well.<br />jasmine wants me to say she rocks here.<br />okay then, pascalle rocks, jasmine stones.<br />HEE<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/755265528656488573-1824567333151887903?l=peaceand-humptiness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PAShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10224990552758523957noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-755265528656488573.post-88583435212448962292008-05-16T02:28:00.000-07:002008-05-16T02:37:20.980-07:00wakaka.<br />i love my new blog url!<br />was inspired by the song<br />Digital Underground - Humpty Dance<br /><br />All right!<br />Stop whatcha doin'<br />'cause I'm about to ruin<br />the image and the style that ya used to.<br />I look funny,<br />but yo I'm makin' money, see<br />so yo world I hope you're ready for me.<br />Now gather round<br />I'm the new fool in town<br />and my sound's laid down by the Underground.<br />I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf<br />so just let me introduce myself<br />My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.<br />Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.<br />And all the rappers in the top<br />ten--please allow me to bump thee.<br />I'm steppin' tall, y'all,<br />and just like Humpty Dumpty<br />you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.<br />I like to rhyme,<br />I like my beats funky,<br />I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.<br />I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack<br />but sometimes I get ridiculous<br />I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice<br />hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?<br />Yeah, I called ya fat.<br />Look at me, I'm skinny<br />It never stopped me from gettin' busy<br />I'm a freak<br />I like the girls with the boom<br />I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom<br />I'm crazy.<br />Allow me to amaze thee.<br />They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.<br />I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants<br />and I even got my own dance<br /><br />{Chorus:}<br />The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump<br />Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump<br />Do the Humpty Hump, just watchme do the Humpty Hump<br />Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump<br />Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump<br /><br />People say "Yo, Humpty, you're<br />really funny lookin'<br />"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'<br />Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me<br />but ya can't get near me<br />I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,<br />all the girls they adore me<br />Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere<br />'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.<br />My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed<br />Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid<br />I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,<br />both how I'm livin' and my nose is large<br />I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,<br />I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid<br />I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,<br />I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits<br />Also told ya that I like to bite<br />Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious,<br />I also like to write.<br />All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance<br />and now I'm gonna do my dance.<br /><br />okay i just realised the song is REALLY REALLY LONG.<br />so i will just end it off with the last part ://///<br /><br />Once again, the Underground is in the house<br />I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,<br />keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,<br />and to the ladies,<br /><strong>peace and humptiness forever</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />heeeh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/755265528656488573-8858343521244896229?l=peaceand-humptiness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PAShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10224990552758523957noreply@blogger.com0